Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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