she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
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Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
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so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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