a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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