this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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