So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
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Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
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is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
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