i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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