White coat. Heels.
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
