We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
only you would photoshop your dick
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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