YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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