I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
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How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
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Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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