I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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