just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
dude i'm inner monologue high
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
its liver damage thursday
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