I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
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she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
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do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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