It's like God shit irony all over that family
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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