I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
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it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
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I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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