i barfeds in our rink
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
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