nut hugger
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
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