Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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