Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
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i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
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He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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