Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
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The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
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My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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