used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Randomize
