Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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