Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
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she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
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If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.