so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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