I've blown a few things in my day
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
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