Whoa Z and x make the same sound
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
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