he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
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I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
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I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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