That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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