Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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