were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
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my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
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Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize