Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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