so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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