So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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