How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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