U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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