Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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