I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
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Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
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I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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