we have pet lesbian snakes
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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