yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
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