just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Randomize
