Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
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i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
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My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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