On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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