Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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