I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
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THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
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"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
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