How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
i believe in u and ur pee
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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