I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
it hurts more in the daytime
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Randomize
