Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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