Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
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Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
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have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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