...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
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Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Green mimosas i think yes
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
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OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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