Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
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It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
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With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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