Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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