And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
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So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
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Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
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