we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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