What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
Randomize