I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Two words: nipple clamps
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